Worlds Greatest Grandpa gets older

I'm not much to boast about birthdays, but I just aged another year over the weekend. Anyway for anyone that doesn't know the inside joke when Marni and I were RA's and just dating some friends of ours thought about getting me a sweater that said world's best Grandpa joking about my age. So someone on our staff thought it would be hilarious to make a mug that has phrases about being the best grandpa all over it. So we ended up going to the movies and watched Mall Cop. While there we both decided that people in Logan have no urgency. We got there on a sat. afternoon and there was only one person selling tickets...and there was a line. Then we got int there and there was a ginormous line for concessions and mind that neither of us had eaten and our movie was basically starting. There was like two people serving food and every time we gotten stuff they were slower than tar. Never mind that many people are in a hurry to get to their movies. Forget the fact that concessions is a business of speed getting people in and out. Trust me I do it for a living on campus. So we didn't get any food and went to the theatre and it was pitch black cause of the previews were on. So we couldn't see in order to find a place so we ended up sitting on the second row. Now there were seats but we couldn't see them until there was no use moving. Plus, everyone was saving seats because they were waiting in the line for food. The movie was pretty funny. Then after we had to snarf down some Burger King before going to coach my Jr. Jazz team. Then it was straight to work at the USU Men's basketball game. The best part was after I got dropped off at home by my boss I got to our apartment and realized Marni wasn't home and she had my keys. So I called her and fought out she was in Ogden after buying my clothes. So I was stuck out in the cold while she was an hour away. I then settled and wandered around Walmart since its like next door until she got home. So anyways I'm older now, but not necessarily wiser.